A Little Humor

for Discouraged Dieters

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Marnie Swedberg

 

Daily Life Humor

Several years ago a friend of mine was going on a medical trip with her family. Knowing that they would return exhausted, I arranged for her to stop by my house on her way back into town, for a ready-to-heat dinner.

The day arrived and the meal was prepared. About mid-afternoon I needed to run a few errands, so told my son, Mark, “If Nancy comes by before I get back, tell her that dinner’s in the fridge.”

Upon returning, I was cleaning up when Mark walked by and said, “Oh, you’re home. Nancy stopped by while you were gone. She looked all over the house for you, but couldn’t find you.”

With a sinking feeling I asked, “Did you tell her to look in the fridge?”

To which Mark replied, “Why no! Why would you be in the fridge?”

It’s a funny story, but for many years I wondered why God would want to live in “the fridge.” Only more recently have I come to realize that He does not look at me as though I were a “weight problem.” He views my excess poundage as an opportunity to conform me to the image of Christ – from the inside out.


A Little Dieting Humor

God must have loved calories....
he made so many of them!

I was cut out to be thin...
but I think God sewed me up wrong.

I've been on a diet for two weeks.
So far all I've lost is fourteen days.

By the time I get thin, fat will be in.

Brain cells come and brain cells go...
but fat cells seem to last forever.

Hey, I'm not fat!
I'm just a nutritional overachiever.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore
are the cookbooks and the diet books.
The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food
and the diet books tell you how to avoid eating it.

I don't have an eating problem.
I eat... I get fat... I buy new clothes.
No Problem!

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Ewes not fat - ewes just fluffy!


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